kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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flewor:

i should get an award for how bad i am at replying

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joshpeck:

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hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that someone oughta put you in a mental hospital

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SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA

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you’re probably right

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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